The Ultimate Sass Shell for Dancers Who Were Born to Slay
This isn’t just a jacket—it’s a weapon of mass distraction for dancers who live on beat and breathe attitude.
The “Too Much Sass for One 8 Count” slogan isn’t a warning—it’s a lifestyle.
This cropped Sass Shell was built for queens who own every count, drip style, and leave sparkles of chaos on the dance floor. Water-resistant, breathable, and cropped to perfection—this piece is what you throw on when you’re not just arriving… you’re entering.
🔥 Why every dance queen needs it:
• Featherlight, fierce, and flow-ready – for that full range of motion when you’re killing choreo in the rain (or just the hallway).
• Breathable mesh lining so you don’t sweat the 8-count (literally).
• Adjustable drawcords = waist snatched, hood drama ready.
• Side-slit pockets for your essentials—lip gloss, phone, and maybe a trophy.
• Cropped length with attitude. Show off the fit, not just the footwork.
• Elastic cuffs and half-zip = throw it on, zip it up, slay.
🖤 Details
• 100% polyester sass-shielding armor
• Water-resistant, dance-tested
• Cropped with a confident cut
• Blank product sourced from China
This isn’t outerwear. This is outer-slay.
If your vibe is too loud for one outfit and your rhythm can’t be tamed—this is the layer that levels up the legend.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
| XS |
19 ¼ |
22 |
28 ¾ |
| S |
20 |
23 |
29 ½ |
| M |
20 ¾ |
24 |
30 ¼ |
| L |
21 ½ |
25 |
31 |
| XL |
22 ¼ |
26 |
31 ¾ |
| 2XL |
23 |
27 |
32 ½ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
| XS |
48.9 |
55.9 |
73 |
| S |
50.8 |
58.4 |
75 |
| M |
52.7 |
61 |
76.8 |
| L |
54.6 |
63.5 |
78.7 |
| XL |
56.5 |
66 |
80.7 |
| 2XL |
58.4 |
68.6 |
82.6 |
